“They were down 2 and a half men, Charlie Sheen might as well have been out there”
Lmao, I love commentators

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Really? Come on guiz I’m not that bad :(

foreverunbound99:

“It hits me when we go out together, go to bars and have a couple drinks. We’re all laughing, having a good time, I look over and he’s not there laughing with us, you know? And suddenly my whole mood changes, nothing’s funny anymore, and I just want to go home. I’ll never get used to the feeling of him not being there.” - M. Shadows

Kick ass night with my nigga

tristikov:

My two most favorite things to come out of Belgium (though there are some Belgian beers I dig quite a bit too).